I pass by the following day or two of our journey, for nothing occurred worthy of record.Should any one of my readers ever be impelled to visit the prairies, and should he choose the route of the Platte (the best, perhaps, that can be adopted), I can assure him that he need not think to enter at once upon the paradise of his imagination.A dreary preliminary, protracted crossing of the threshold awaits him before he finds himself fairly upon the verge of the "great American desert," those barren wastes, the haunts of the buffalo and the Indian, where the very shadow of civilization lies a hundred leagues behind him.The intervening country, the wide and fertile belt that extends for several hundred miles beyond the extreme frontier, will probably answer tolerably well to his preconceived ideas of the prairie; for this it is from which picturesque tourists, painters, poets, and novelists, who have seldom penetrated farther, have derived their conceptions of the whole region.If he has a painter's eye, he may find his period of probation not wholly void of interest.The scenery, though tame, is graceful and pleasing.Here are level plains, too wide for the eye to measure green undulations, like motionless swells of the ocean;abundance of streams, followed through all their windings by lines of woods and scattered groves.But let him be as enthusiastic as he may, he will find enough to damp his ardor.His wagons will stick in the mud; his horses will break loose; harness will give way, and axle-trees prove unsound.His bed will be a soft one, consisting often of black mud, of the richest consistency.As for food, he must content himself with biscuit and salt provisions; for strange as it may seem, this tract of country produces very little game.As he advances, indeed, he will see, moldering in the grass by his path, the vast antlers of the elk, and farther on, the whitened skulls of the buffalo, once swarming over this now deserted region.Perhaps, like us, he may journey for a fortnight, and see not so much as the hoof-print of a deer; in the spring, not even a prairie hen is to be had.
Yet, to compensate him for this unlooked-for deficiency of game, he will find himself beset with "varmints" innumerable.The wolves will entertain him with a concerto at night, and skulk around him by day, just beyond rifle shot; his horse will step into badger-holes; from every marsh and mud puddle will arise the bellowing, croaking, and trilling of legions of frogs, infinitely various in color, shape and dimensions.A profusion of snakes will glide away from under his horse's feet, or quietly visit him in his tent at night; while the pertinacious humming of unnumbered mosquitoes will banish sleep from his eyelids.When thirsty with a long ride in the scorching sun over some boundless reach of prairie, he comes at length to a pool of water, and alights to drink, he discovers a troop of young tadpoles sporting in the bottom of his cup.Add to this, that all the morning the hot sun beats upon him with sultry, penetrating heat, and that, with provoking regularity, at about four o'clock in the afternoon, a thunderstorm rises and drenches him to the skin.Such being the charms of this favored region, the reader will easily conceive the extent of our gratification at learning that for a week we had been journeying on the wrong track! How this agreeable discovery was made I will presently explain.
One day, after a protracted morning's ride, we stopped to rest at noon upon the open prairie.No trees were in sight; but close at hand, a little dribbling brook was twisting from side to side through a hollow; now forming holes of stagnant water, and now gliding over the mud in a scarcely perceptible current, among a growth of sickly bushes, and great clumps of tall rank grass.The day was excessively hot and oppressive.The horses and mules were rolling on the prairie to refresh themselves, or feeding among the bushes in the hollow.We had dined; and Delorier, puffing at his pipe, knelt on the grass, scrubbing our service of tin plate.Shaw lay in the shade, under the cart, to rest for a while, before the word should be given to "catch up." Henry Chatillon, before lying down, was looking about for signs of snakes, the only living things that he feared, and uttering various ejaculations of disgust, at finding several suspicious-looking holes close to the cart.I sat leaning against the wheel in a scanty strip of shade, ****** a pair of hobbles to replace those which my contumacious steed Pontiac had broken the night before.The camp of our friends, a rod or two distant, presented the same scene of lazy tranquillity.
"Hallo!" cried Henry, looking up from his inspection of the snake-holes, "here comes the old captain!"
The captain approached, and stood for a moment contemplating us in silence.
"I say, Parkman," he began, "look at Shaw there, asleep under the cart, with the tar dripping off the hub of the wheel on his shoulder!"At this Shaw got up, with his eyes half opened, and feeling the part indicated, he found his hand glued fast to his red flannel shirt.
"He'll look well when he gets among the squaws, won't he?" observed the captain, with a grin.
